If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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