i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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