does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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