I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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