quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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