Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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