# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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