im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
