Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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