Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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