Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize
