I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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