I'm really into asian looking animals
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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