They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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