How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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