On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My vagina just clenched in fear
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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