I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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