mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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