Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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