You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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