I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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