I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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