Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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