everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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