i think my tv is drunk
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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