margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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