theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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