Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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