no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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