it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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