Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I think my moral compass just broke
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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