He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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