STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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