She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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