if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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