She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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