So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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