There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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