shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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