This is not my ceiling
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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