Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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