Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
