i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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