Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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