No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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