Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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