And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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