I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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