Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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