a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My hand turned me down
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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