How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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