Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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