have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I know her cup size but not her name....
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