Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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